It’s just one of this days where I feel – funky. And slightly insane. I think this happens more on weekends where I allow myself more couch time, and spend that couch time fretting over minor things.
Like the occasional mild pains/cramps on my lower right side, where I know the babies are chillin, courtesy of when the nurse found their heartbeats. So I decide I need to put my feet up, and begin googling all the things that could be wrong. Too early for round ligament pain, right? It’s not digestion-related (that’s a whole other topic). And what’s that? My lower back hurts all of a sudden? But I know I’m just worrying for hopefully no reason, because I’m bored. No sever pains whatsoever, no blood, chill out. So there’s that.
And the fact that I picked up more Zofran today, from a new prescription from my new doctor, and insurance decided not to cover it again – and hey, why isn’t it dissolving?? Maybe because it appears to be the pill kind – I didn’t know there was such a thing. Does anyone know if it works just as well?
And as I spend hour upon hour on this couch (hey, I did grocery shop this morning, and there are two football games on!) I get so ansy! This endless Crinone thing, ugh. I won’t get into details but it’s itchy and gross. I’m hot and cold, my legs are twitching, I ate in a reclined position and now have indigestion, and then, omg, all of a sudden my chest hurts like no other and cannot be contained and I’m ripping my bra off under multiple layers and a blanket, much to the appreciation of my husband. All while eating some wings. It’s just a weird day.
But then I found this gem, and seriously, if you watch nothing else today, this will hopefully crack you up as much as it did for me. Freakin hilarious. I hope it loads correctly. Enjoy!